Tuesday, March 28, 2006

"Hostel" activity

I think made this post a couple of months ago. Only now did I finish writing this post.

You know, I can't let this pass. I said to myself, after watching the movie Hostel, I have to write this one down in my blog. Anyway, there be spoilers here after so if you ever read this blog, careful.

Okay, first of all, this movie made quite a buzz because Quentin "Pulp Fiction" Terentino produced it. He never actually made the film (like Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill) but he just produced it. Anyway, the movie's story is quite simple. It's just the gorey parts that gets to you. A couple of American teenagers went on a Spring break to Europe hoping to have sex with european chicks. Along with their Icelandic companion, they gain knowledge of an unmapped town within the border of Russia where they'll get all the sex they want. Little do they know, that this strange and dreamy town is home to a large secret organization of malpracticed surgeons and surgeon wannabe's called the Hunter Elite, whose pet peeves are to operate and do surgical proceedures however they please. The price per patient (more like kidnap victims) depends on their nationality. Asian patients cost $10,000. European patients cost $15,000 - 20,000. American patients cost $25,000. Patients were taken from a place that poses as a Hostel just in the outskirts of the town. The 2 American teenagers and their Icelandic friend stayed there and one by one, they were sent to the the slaughter house. One of them escaped the horrifying place.

The movie is just gritty and greusome. So for those with a weak stomach, don't eat before watching this film. Or better yet, don't watch it at all. It's just pure nonsense.

Bounce!

Monday, March 13, 2006

The True Meaning Of Love

* for the guys:
- If it's because of her eyes or her lips or her great body, it's not love... it's LUST.

- If it's because of her intelligence or insight about life, it's not love... it's ADMIRATION.

- If it's because she cries everytime you try to leave, it's not love... it's PITY.

- If it's because she makes you forget to study and sleep, it's not love... it's INFATUATION.

- Love is when you do not know why you seem to be attracted to a person. Love has its reason. And that reason is UNKNOWN.

Something Inspiring

I have in my hands two boxes which God gave me. He said, "Put your sorrows in the black box and all your joys in the gold box. I obeyed and in the boxes both my sorrows and joys I stored. The gold became heavier but the black as light as ever. When I opened the black box, it had a hole at the bottom. I asked God where my sorrows went. God said, it was all with Him. I asked God why the box had a hole. He said, "My child. The gold is for you to count your blessings, the black is for you to let go."

Joke Joke Joke

Teacher: Juan, if there were 5 birds sitting on the fence, and you shot 1 with your gun, how many would be left?

Juan: None. Because the rest would fly away.

Teacher:
Well, the answer is 4, but I like the way you're thinking.

Juan:
I have a question for you, ma'am. There are 3 women in the ice cream shop. One was licking her cone, the second was bitting her cone and the third was sucking her cone. Which one is married?

Teacher:
I guess the one sucking the cone.

Juan:
No. The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you're thinking, ma'am.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Huli Ka!: Link to us

Huli Ka!: Link to us