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Teacher: Juan, if there were 5 birds sitting on the fence, and you shot 1 with your gun, how many would be left?

Juan: None. Because the rest would fly away.

Teacher: Well, the answer is 4, but I like the way you're thinking.

Juan: I have a question for you, ma'am. There are 3 women in the ice cream shop. One was licking her cone, the second was bitting her cone and the third was sucking her cone. Which one is married?

Teacher: I guess the one sucking the cone.

Juan: No. The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you're thinking, ma'am.